A QUESTIONNAIRE I JACKED FROM REGANAre you anyone’s first love?
Yeah right.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Christina Vasquez
Do you have to work today?
What's that?
Are you waiting for something?
For my food to pass.
How many people have you kissed in the past week?
Only my Gerlie.
What was the last thing you drank?
Blood Orange Soda from Trader Joe's
Who was the last person you hugged?
Ms. Collado
Did you have a dream last night?
Yes, but don't remember.
Who was the last person you texted?
Nate Mina.
If you could have something right now, what would it be?
End of suffering in the world.
Have you ever had a panic attack?
I think I did, but never been diagnosed.
Do you want someone back in your life?
My lola.
When was the last time you cried?
Don't remember. Probably the last funeral I attended.
Have you ever licked someone’s cheek?
Which cheek?
What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Kare Kare
Do you have a best friend?
Not just one.
Do you prefer hot or cold weather?
The hottest summer day in the Valley is still too cold for me.
What is your favorite color?
Blue
If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
I'd like to witness the Big Bang.
How do you feel when someone kisses you on the forehead?
Not as much as on the foreskin. LOL.
Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips?
Unfortunately, yes. (Ow...that hurt, Gerlie!)
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Doubt it.
Has anyone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
Yup.
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My ball and chain.
Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Of course!
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I wear my emotions on my sleeve.
Did you go to sleep smiling last night?
Nope...I slept with my mouth open and drooling.
Do you currently have a hickey?
Ewww...no.
Have you ever collapsed on the bathroom floor?
No...just near it though.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
I was.
Have you hurt anyone’s feelings in the last 5 days?
Nope.
Do you look like your mom?
I love her!
What was the last thing you bought?
Pork from Seafood City.
What song are you listening to?
Can You Feel It? by the Jackson 5
What are you doing after this?
Getting in the shower.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
UCSB Bookstore
Who do you usually have late night phone conversations with?
Gerlie...and Noel when he gets off of work at midnight.
Do you like to cuddle?
That's when I feel safe.
Are any of your ex’s still in love with you?
Never had an ex.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Unless it's with a dude.
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Yes, I am in America.
When is the last time you talked to your father?
Friday.
When was the last time you were disappointed?
Every time I think of my academic career.
What is your favorite kind of weather?
Sunny and hot.
Would you change yourself?
Sure, why not? Do you like hugs?
AND kisses!
Are you a loud person?
No.
Are you wearing any jewelry?
No bling bling.
Are you wearing underwear right now?
I hope so.
What color is your tooth brush?
Orange and blue.
What would you rather be doing?
Answering a shorter questionnaire. If someone paid you $100 would you dance in the middle of times square?
Only if it's the todo todo. The current person you like, how long have you been interested in them?
6+ years
Remember the last person you kissed?
See answer above. What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I ate salad.
Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Not really. Are you in a good mood?
Eh.
Does it annoy you when someone says they’ll call, but never do?
Not really. It's all about smooth interpersonal relationships. Do you believe exes can be friends?
Don't really know.
Have you ever hated someone but then ended up liking them?
No. I don't really hate anyone.
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yes.
When is the last time you got really frustrated?
Every time I talk to Gerlie. (Ow...Gerlie! Not in the same spot!)
Do you miss your past?
At times.
Do you ever think ‘what if’ about anything?
Yes.
Are you happy with the way things are going?
Yeah. Can't complain. In the past week have you cried?
Nope.
Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Back. So I could have a longer break.
Last December how was your heart?
Been getting better ever since 2002. When was the last time you went camping?
A while ago...in Santa Barbara with the Yolanda House roomies. Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Been kind of a blah day.
Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
Everyday since 2002. Do you think you would be a good parent?
I think I'd worry too much. I get it from my paranoid mom.
What about if you had a kid right now?
No...still have the maturity level of a teenager. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
My mom.
What are you wearing on your feet?
Stinky socks. Do you usually have weird dreams?
All the time. What color is your keyboard?
Black.
Any fun plans for today?
Gonna play Tetris after I get out of the shower. Is there a reason for your MySpace song?
Don't remember what song is playing on my page. Will this weekend be a good one?
I hope so.
Have you ever been cheated on?
I better not, Gerlie! Is anyone interested in you right now?
Too many to count. =) Where does most of your family live?
The center of the world...LA.
Rent a movie or go to movies?
Go to.
Whats your hair look like today?
Black, short, wirey...oh...you're talking about the hair on my head. In that case, thinning. Do you believe that any of your exes think about you?
N/A
What are your chances of getting with your crush?
N/A
Have you ever slept in a bed with the same sex?
Yes...I'm secure with my manhood.
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
Yes. It shall be revealed in a few days.
Do you own a strapless bra?
No...just a bro. Who do you live with?
Allan.
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
A Gerliefriend. If not, are you happy with being single?
N/A Are your parents protective of you?
Not as much as they were with my siblings. But my mom is still freakin' paranoid.
What’s one action you do when you’re really nervous?
Stutter
Are you a good liar?
Nope.
How long were you with your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
Since September 2002.
Would you rather give up the computer or the TV?
TV...since I've discovered how to watch TV on my computer.
Do you lie about your age?
No.
What did you last cry over?
Probably a death.
What is your ring tone?
Runnin' by Pharcyde
Does the person you like know it?
Yes!
What did the last text message you received say?
"Yeah the rain's crazy. I'll probably be running last minute errands. Just call me." by Kimmy M. | 
